Really?

"possible pre-cancerous cells" Who the hell wants to hear that?
My first response was "shut up and get out of my exam room sir". Then I thought "thats not what people say after being in there". I'm totally gonna write a standup comedy routine for this. For now though I'm going to eat these oreos and pretend everythings okay.

p.s- women of the world I now know what its like to have a pap smear. I just wish someone had photographed my face while getting it.
Oh and now when I get asked "top or btm" I get to say "top, doctors orders". (I've always just said "I'm a sideways" for shiggles
p.s.s.- I think this whole experience couldn't get more hilarious

Ridic

So Good news I got a new day job! Its at Agami in midtown! Wooo stop by for some sushi and say hello :)